Finals are one of the most stressful times of the year for students. So why don’t you have a little sex and relieve all the stress?
Except you probably don’t have time, because finals are basically when teachers all decide to gang-bang you with assignments, projects and tests.
Well never fear! I have some wonderful techniques for you are your partner to not only get your studying done, not go crazy, but get a little crazy.
This one is more for those who aren’t afraid to get on their knees. A simple doggy position with a book or computer lets both you are your partner get more than just some knowledge in.
This one is more for the people whose partner is not in school or have completely given up on the idea of passing. This position allows your partner to help de-stress you while you finish up looking over that final essay. You and your partner could also take turns so both you of get some knowledge in.
The reverse cowgirl is a classic for those who still want to get it in, but are kind of pissed off at their partner. Bouncing may inhibit how much you can get done, but sometimes the road gets tough and you just have to make it work.
Sometimes you want to get close to a person and have a truly intimate time. Unfortunately, school tends to get in the way of everything else in your life. This position lets you truly get close with a person, but also lets you finish that last chapter for the final.
These positions may not be the most comfortable and may take some time to figure out, but let’s be real, you probably don’t want to study anyway so at least this compromise makes school a little more bearable.
Remember, wear a condom and proofread your paper!